Author: Rick

Zombies at Costco

If zombies ever do attack just go to Costco. They have walls, years of food and supplies, and zombies can’t get in without a Costco...

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Toilet Brush

I went out and bought a toilet brush and couldn’t wait to get home and try it… Ouchie!! I think I’ll stick to just using the paper from now on.

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Minute Rice

Studies prove that what you eat can effect your sex life… so its a good idea to have minute rice on the DO NOT EAT list… always opt for “long grain”or “wild rice”.

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Rick posts daily the latest whimsical info that he finds. He hopes it brings a smile.
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