A Job With Karma
I’ve decided my dream job would be the Karma delivery service.
Read MoreI’ve decided my dream job would be the Karma delivery service.
Read MoreIf zombies ever do attack just go to Costco. They have walls, years of food and supplies, and zombies can’t get in without a Costco...
Read MoreI went out and bought a toilet brush and couldn’t wait to get home and try it… Ouchie!! I think I’ll stick to just using the paper from now on.
Read MoreStudies prove that what you eat can effect your sex life… so its a good idea to have minute rice on the DO NOT EAT list… always opt for “long grain”or “wild rice”.
Read MoreMy favorite sexual position is pretty much any of them. I’m just glad to be involved…
Read MoreI’ll never mix Viagra with iron supplements again. 20 minutes after taking them, they spun me around and made me point north.
Read MoreMarriage: Endless sleepovers with your favourite weirdo.
Read MoreDon’t do drugs, kids. The extra demand will drive up the price for the rest of us.
Read MoreI had a date today, and it was nice. Tomorrow I’m going to try a raisin.
Read MoreSherry still isn’t talking to me. Apparently, me trying to save a few bucks and buying her a bouquet of cilantro for Valentines wasn’t the best idea. On the other hand, I made a kick-ass potato salad for lunch...
Read MoreInstead of saying ‘calm down’ try using ‘you’re being irrational.’ Wives love being told they’re being irrational. Follow me for other great marriage-saving recommendations.
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