Tag: Funny Facebook Statuses

Magazine Rack

My wife Sherry keeps leaving magazines lying around with the jewelry ads circled. I got the hint already though. For Valentine’s Day, I’m getting her a nice new magazine rack!

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Naked Photo Leaked

Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing, but it cost a fortune in stamps.

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Heart Skips a Beat?

You know that feeling when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat? Yeah, that’s arrhythmia. You can die from that shit.

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Rick Couchman, Owner
Rick posts daily the latest whimsical info that he finds. He hopes it brings a smile.
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Murphy brings calm to the Old Skool Wit office. When he's not chewing on a dog toy (or Rick's shoe), he's found napping under Rick's desk.